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Why I thought I’d be able to do all the things I scheduled for today after getting my blood drawn is beyond me
Got halfway through dog walk 1 and immediately needed to go back home and now we’re gonna be wasted the rest of the day
Hopefully I’ll be able to at least throw a ball for sham later or something if I had known I’d tank this bad I would’ve done both at once
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind#mine
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
#I gotta get to the important questions first#I wouldn’t DARE ask this on reddit#no but actually I know SO little about Star Trek and I didn’t know that until I started watching#I’m intrigued I really am#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#captain kirk#mr. spock#do I have to tag their full names idk#I’m only on season 1 still but I’m making headway#ack#text post#THEIR SHIP NAME IS SPIRK BAHAHAHA#THATS SO GOOD#spirk#BABAHAHAHHSHDURHDUUHEHUHEUHEUEHUE
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#only for like general annoyances of course not like#This Person Is Legitimately Bad#do i have to couch all my posts still you guys get it right
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(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool
#text#i had to go take deep breaths in the gender neutral bathroom#‘what if i just use it to synthesize my ideas’ I HAVE NOT SPENT YEARS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SYNTHESIZE MY IDEAS#JUST FOR U TO USE CHAT FUCKING GPT. DO IT YOURSELF. YOURE AN ADULT
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saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....





what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅
#1356 likes on the original comment 😐😐😐#i fear i am perpetuating the stereotype by being the half of my relationship that can't drive#but that is not because i am a woman doing my pink job it is because i have anxiety 😀#talking#halloffame
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Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :


The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️
#carmilla#sheridan le fanu#the bookshop is called “les mots a la bouche”#and i love it bc once went there asking 'do you have a novel with a jewish bi or lesbian protagonish ? if possible in fantasy'#and 5 min later i had 3 choices#anyway that is how i read the text (the holes are not bothersome) and i liked it but was frustrated by the lack of some explanations#but i talked with a friend later and they related to carmilla when outside and though it sounded like chronic ilnesses !#love having new perspectives
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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i can only imagine batman having to tame shadow when he eventually gets adopted into the batfamily
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#idw sonic#dc x sonic#batfamily#batman#jason todd#dick grayson#dc robin#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#sonic crossover#this was rushed af and dumb i've been sick with flu and forced to do my finals these past few days help#I STILL HAVE IDEAS ESPECIALLY WITH SHADOW AND JASON#vitamimesea art#duke thomas
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me and gang at the haunted house
#i haven't seen the movie yet#i just thought this image was hilarious i needed to draw it with my tails design#i lovr that dumb gay and his genius fox buddy who is also dumb but he's 8 it's fine#harv's art#art#fanart#digital art#did this one on my phone with ibispaint x instead of my usual krita so#ibispaint x#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#agent stone#tails the fox#miles “tails��� prower#safe fur work#sfw furry#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#how tf do i tag sonic art#furry/oc artist struggling to tag fanart#fork found in kitchen#i have more polished designs coming i promise guys im serious this time#love u gang#if u saw this already no u didnt i keep posting to the wrong blog
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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Sonadow artist canon event is drawing sonic reacting to shadow laughing. Happens to the best of us
#hhfgfhfhhjjgjhh#i feel other peoplehave done this better but whqtever i wanted to do it too#cause these bitches have been pestering my brain again for the past few days#hgfhfj fuck now im making them cute#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#my art#fetti art
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@batbirdies honestly this SOUNDS like something your Jason would say
#every so often i reread ccakt and.....*chef's kiss* yeah#i have actually just started watching leverage myself and tbh. i do have visions of jason todd whenever eliot spencer appears on the screen#he's my favorite best violent boy#thank you for the drawing idea though you were so real for this <3#jason todd#batfamily#red hood#eliot spencer#(by proxy)#leverage#sketchies#fanart
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ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST
#just like. it doesn’t have to be this way#the number of people I’ve talked to who would absolutely do a night schedule if it didn’t suck ass because you can never get anything done#like. go to the doctor. without waking up at your equivalent of 2am to make their latest afternoon slot#the sleep deprivation of trying to keep a normal schedule and trying to get stuff done sometimes on my natural schedule are like#the same. I started getting fevers any time I stayed up longer than 14 hours bc I had to do it so often to make appts#it’s only a little better now because I’ve been strict with a schedule that’s somewhere in the middle#so I at least have 2 hours to try and do stuff before the entire country fucks off to bed#.txt
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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think
#thisss wass going to be just one little sketch lord help me#the guys you put on this earth to finish their psych degrees are drawing pathetic men again#jayvik#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce talis#my art#fanart#i have uni and work and also therapy to do but i got sick this week so i think i read like. over 30 fics yesterday like i was struck#by some affliction legitimately#please talk with me about them. this is a cry for help#i drew all these while listening to circa survive on repeat do you understand what that does to a man
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